Those readers with far too much time on their hands might check out The Big Red Button website. There really is not much on the site besides a Big Red Button (and some derivatives of the device), but the interactivity and accompanying text are a way to kill a few minutes in a manner slightly more interesting than unfolding the paper clips in your drawer.
That was a literal statement, and not some form of demented euphemism for self-gratification.
Anyways, stick with The Big Red Button long enough and important life lessons shall be revealed, or at least some thoughtful commentary shall appear on the screen. Maybe even a laugh or two will come your way, and Strivectin SD will be the least of your worries.